Note to readers** in no way in this post a complaint, more I have to write so that I can laugh about all the random funny injuries our family has sustained in the last two months.
Feb 2009: Jared tears his Achilles tendon . He was playing basketball at work, and went to sprint and tore his tendon. He had to have surgery the next day to repair the injury. Outcome: In a cast for two month, now in a walking boot, a swollen foot every night, nasty scar, and out of work on light duty until at least July.
April 2009: Jen falls while carry Aiden. I tripped over Matthew and to avoid landing on Aiden, I twist my body to take the fall, and land on my shoulder, dislocating it. End up spending 7 hours in the ER, and now addicted to Loritab. (Not really) Outcome: Shoulder aches everyday, and might possibly have to have surgery to repair the tear to my cartilage, and if I don 't have surgery there is an 80% chance I will re dislocate the shoulder at some point.
April 2009: Carma (jared's mom) breaks her arm. She is my babysitter three days a week while Jared is out on light duty due to his injury. She goes to Phoenix for the weekend, gets hit by a grandson riding a bike and falls and breaks her arm. Outcome: No sitter for me
April 2009: Kathy (my mom) trips and sprains her ankle. My mom went to Prom on Saturday, trips on her way to the door, and sprains her ankle. Outcome: Swollen ankle and can't walk.
So, anyone close to use... you might want to stay clear from us. We got some bad luck or we are seriously the most clumsy family ever.
Loves!
The Wood Family
Matthew
Matthew is six and in first grade. He loves Star Wars, Transformers, and his dog Joe. He loves his grandparents and would rather hang out with them most of the time.
Aiden
Aiden is one, and a whirlwind of fun. He loves baseball, and toothbrushes. He is the baby and is spoiled rotten.
Zachary
Zachary is five and in kindergarten. Zach is ALL boy and loves bugs, dinosaurs, playing the Wii, and Star Wars.
6 comments:
HAHAHAHAHA that is stinkin hilarious...i'm sorry..but that really is funny. hahaha. I'm sorry you have a clutzy family... haha. :) good luck with all of you getting healed!
I was SO happy to look on my blog list and see your latest post title "My Lucky Life". Good job - awesome post!!
Sorry Jen, but I just had to laugh. I am glad I am not in the same vicinity as you guys. LOLOL!!!
Man, oh man! I didn't know your mom was added to the injured list! Who's babysitting for you now with both grandma's out of commision? SOMEDAY you'll laught about this - until then we'll laugh for you!! Hang in there.
Oh my goodness....I thought bad things happend in 3's not 4's...you are all due for something really good to happen. Hang in there honey.
I can't believe all that has happened lately. Hopefully May will be a better month.
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